Babae: nong! Sakay ko!
Driver: cge! Asa man ka?
Babae: diha lang sa kanto! Naay bayad ang bata?
Driver: ay libre lang kay duol man.
Babae: ah, ang mosabak naay bayad?
Driver: wala gihapon!
Babae: cge anak! Sabaka ko…
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Customer: Day, kape.
Tindera: Tag P10 na ra ba.
Customer: Diba tag P8 ra na?
Tindera: Nimahal naman gud ang gasolina.
Customer: Ah, ayaw na lang butangig [...]

A Filipina was in a flight to the the US and at some point the flight attendant was serving salad to the passengers. After a while she came back and asked the Filipina, “How’s the dressing?” (referring to the salad), and the Filipina replied, “OH, MY CLOTHES ARE VERY COMFORTABLE, THANK YOU.”

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