Nasa Amerika na daw!
Napansin nung Tiyo na yung kaniyang pamangkin na bagong salta sa America ay umiiyak sa tabi ng kaniyang nakatumbang bisikleta sa tabing daan. Tanong tuloy nung Tiyo, “Hijo, bakit ka umiiyak?”
Sagot nung pamangkin, “Angkol, Angkol…” Madaling kinorek nung Tiyo yung kaniyang pamangkin, “Hijo, ikaw ay nasa America na. Hindi Angkol… Angkel!”
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1. Melanie Marquez, during her guesting at The Buzz: “I have a film with Alec BALDWIN, and DIRECTOR by Romy Suzara…”
(it’s BOVICK, Melanie, bigatin ka na pala at Hollywood star na ang co-star mo, and yes, it’s supposed to be DIRECTED BY..)
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Si Melanie Marquez pa rin habang iniinterview ni boy abunda:
Boy: Melanie, anung masasabi mo [...]

A product of more than a hundred years of English in the Philippines, have we evolved? Have we improved or are we lagging behind?
The story you are about to read is an ‘anonymous’ (no more) made up story that circulated via email a year ago and gained so much popularity that it has got to [...]

Husband: may malaki akong problema.
Wife: wag mo sabihin problema MO lang, problema NATIN dahil nagmamahalan tayo. Ngayon ano problema natin?
Husband: nabuntis NATIN si inday at TAYO ang ama…
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Gina: Halata na ang tiyan mo, bakit hindi pa kayo magpakasal ng boyfriend mo?
Katrina: Ayaw ng pamilya niya, eh!
Gina: Sino ang may ayaw, ang tatay o [...]

A Filipina was in a flight to the the US and at some point the flight attendant was serving salad to the passengers. After a while she came back and asked the Filipina, “How’s the dressing?” (referring to the salad), and the Filipina replied, “OH, MY CLOTHES ARE VERY COMFORTABLE, THANK YOU.”

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For Anyone who is always angry (or mad)!
PARA SA MGA TAONG LAGING GALIT!!
This would guide you on how to control your emotions towards your better-half, friends, officemates and all the people around you. The rules of practicing ‘ugaling langit, ugaling kaaya-aya’ (a ‘heavenly’ demeanor is a demeanor that is captivating) :
#1 Ang naunang magalit ang [...]