This is a viral email going around. Just sharing some funnies…
It’s about experience!!!!
IF YOU ARE PLANNING TO GO TO CHINA FOR A VACATION, I JUST WANT TO HELP ORIENT YOU ON HOW TO READ OR INTERPRET SIGNS THERE…  NAG-AALALA LANG AKO SA INYO BAKA MAHIRAPAN KAYO PAGDATING NINYO DUN!

PAG ETO SUMALUBONG SA IYO SA AIRPORT, [...]

1. Actually, basically, honestly, as a matter of fact. Favorite opening lines, no matter what follows.

Once upon a time in the kingdom of Heaven,
God was missing for six days.
Eventually, Michael the Archangel found him,
resting on the seventh day.
He inquired of God, “Where have you been?”
God sighed a deep sigh of satisfaction and proudly pointed
downwards through the clouds, “Look, Michael. Look what I’ve made.”

Nasa Amerika na daw!
Napansin nung Tiyo na yung kaniyang pamangkin na bagong salta sa America ay umiiyak sa tabi ng kaniyang nakatumbang bisikleta sa tabing daan. Tanong tuloy nung Tiyo, “Hijo, bakit ka umiiyak?”
Sagot nung pamangkin, “Angkol, Angkol…” Madaling kinorek nung Tiyo yung kaniyang pamangkin, “Hijo, ikaw ay nasa America na. Hindi Angkol… Angkel!”
Tinuloy nung [...]

1. Melanie Marquez, during her guesting at The Buzz: “I have a film with Alec BALDWIN, and DIRECTOR by Romy Suzara…”
(it’s BOVICK, Melanie, bigatin ka na pala at Hollywood star na ang co-star mo, and yes, it’s supposed to be DIRECTED BY..)
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Si Melanie Marquez pa rin habang iniinterview ni boy abunda:
Boy: Melanie, anung masasabi mo [...]

A product of more than a hundred years of English in the Philippines, have we evolved? Have we improved or are we lagging behind?
The story you are about to read is an ‘anonymous’ (no more) made up story that circulated via email a year ago and gained so much popularity that it has got to [...]

Husband: may malaki akong problema.
Wife: wag mo sabihin problema MO lang, problema NATIN dahil nagmamahalan tayo. Ngayon ano problema natin?
Husband: nabuntis NATIN si inday at TAYO ang ama…
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Gina: Halata na ang tiyan mo, bakit hindi pa kayo magpakasal ng boyfriend mo?
Katrina: Ayaw ng pamilya niya, eh!
Gina: Sino ang may ayaw, ang tatay o [...]