This is a viral email going around. Just sharing some funnies…
It’s about experience!!!!
IF YOU ARE PLANNING TO GO TO CHINA FOR A VACATION, I JUST WANT TO HELP ORIENT YOU ON HOW TO READ OR INTERPRET SIGNS THERE…  NAG-AALALA LANG AKO SA INYO BAKA MAHIRAPAN KAYO PAGDATING NINYO DUN!

PAG ETO SUMALUBONG SA IYO SA AIRPORT, [...]

1. Actually, basically, honestly, as a matter of fact. Favorite opening lines, no matter what follows.

LAST NOVEMBER, the folks at Oxford University came out with a list of “top ten irritating expressions” in the English language, by which I suppose they meant the English language as it’s employed in their corner of the English-speaking world, and not necessarily in what used to be the backwaters of the Bard’s dominion, in places like India and the Philippines. “Irritating” is, of course, a matter of cultural and personal predisposition.

CELLPHONE AT BIBLE

1. Melanie Marquez, during her guesting at The Buzz: “I have a film with Alec BALDWIN, and DIRECTOR by Romy Suzara…”
(it’s BOVICK, Melanie, bigatin ka na pala at Hollywood star na ang co-star mo, and yes, it’s supposed to be DIRECTED BY..)
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Si Melanie Marquez pa rin habang iniinterview ni boy abunda:
Boy: Melanie, anung masasabi mo [...]

These are two forwarded emails, again worth spreading around especially to first time visitors going to the United States and it’s best to apply it to anywhere you go abroad. This information is a fair warning and to save us Filipinos visiting the US from trouble and embarrassment.
A Filipino friend shared this email. His friend [...]

A product of more than a hundred years of English in the Philippines, have we evolved? Have we improved or are we lagging behind?
The story you are about to read is an ‘anonymous’ (no more) made up story that circulated via email a year ago and gained so much popularity that it has got to [...]