Nasa Amerika na daw!
Napansin nung Tiyo na yung kaniyang pamangkin na bagong salta sa America ay umiiyak sa tabi ng kaniyang nakatumbang bisikleta sa tabing daan. Tanong tuloy nung Tiyo, “Hijo, bakit ka umiiyak?”
Sagot nung pamangkin, “Angkol, Angkol…” Madaling kinorek nung Tiyo yung kaniyang pamangkin, “Hijo, ikaw ay nasa America na. Hindi Angkol… Angkel!”
Tinuloy nung [...]

1. Melanie Marquez, during her guesting at The Buzz: “I have a film with Alec BALDWIN, and DIRECTOR by Romy Suzara…”
(it’s BOVICK, Melanie, bigatin ka na pala at Hollywood star na ang co-star mo, and yes, it’s supposed to be DIRECTED BY..)
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Si Melanie Marquez pa rin habang iniinterview ni boy abunda:
Boy: Melanie, anung masasabi mo [...]

Husband: may malaki akong problema.
Wife: wag mo sabihin problema MO lang, problema NATIN dahil nagmamahalan tayo. Ngayon ano problema natin?
Husband: nabuntis NATIN si inday at TAYO ang ama…
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Gina: Halata na ang tiyan mo, bakit hindi pa kayo magpakasal ng boyfriend mo?
Katrina: Ayaw ng pamilya niya, eh!
Gina: Sino ang may ayaw, ang tatay o [...]

Babae: nong! Sakay ko!
Driver: cge! Asa man ka?
Babae: diha lang sa kanto! Naay bayad ang bata?
Driver: ay libre lang kay duol man.
Babae: ah, ang mosabak naay bayad?
Driver: wala gihapon!
Babae: cge anak! Sabaka ko…
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Customer: Day, kape.
Tindera: Tag P10 na ra ba.
Customer: Diba tag P8 ra na?
Tindera: Nimahal naman gud ang gasolina.
Customer: Ah, ayaw na lang butangig [...]

Filipinos are certainly getting into mainstream America and into the world. We ‘made it’ to the David Letterman Show!

A Filipina was in a flight to the the US and at some point the flight attendant was serving salad to the passengers. After a while she came back and asked the Filipina, “How’s the dressing?” (referring to the salad), and the Filipina replied, “OH, MY CLOTHES ARE VERY COMFORTABLE, THANK YOU.”

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