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This is what BALANCE is all about

23 January 2009 2 CommentsEmail This Post Email This Post

Once upon a time in the kingdom of Heaven,

God was missing for six days.

Eventually, Michael the Archangel found him,

resting on the seventh day.

He inquired of God, “Where have you been?”

God sighed a deep sigh of satisfaction and proudly pointed
downwards through the clouds, “Look, Michael. Look what I’ve made.”

Archangel Michael looked puzzled and said, “What is it?”.

“It’s a planet,” replied God, “and I’ve put Life on it. I’m going
to call it Earth and it’s going to be a great place of balance.”

“Balance?” inquired Michael, still confused.

God explained, pointing to different parts of earth.

“For example, northern Europe will be a place of great

opportunity and wealth, but cold and harsh while southern

Europe is going to be poor but sunny and pleasant.”

“I have made some lands abundant in water and other

lands parched deserts.”

“This one will be extremely hot, while this one will be

very cold and covered in ice.”

The Archangel, impressed by God’s work, then pointed to a group of
islands and said, “What are those?”

Ah,” said God. “That’s the Philippines, the most glorious
place on earth.

“There are beautiful beaches, rivers, mountains and forests.

The people from the Philippines are going to be handsome,

modest, intelligent and humorous and they are going to be found

traveling the world. They will be extremely sociable, hardworking

and high achieving, and they will be known throughout the world

as carriers of peace and love.”

Michael gasped in wonder and admiration but then proclaimed,

“What about balance, God? You said there would be balance.”

God replied wisely, “Wait until you see the idiots I put in the government.”


  • KUERDAS said:


    Welcome to the world of blogging!

    Greetings from GenSan’s reggae band, KUERDAS!

    Jah bless!

  • Radirna said:

    Really nice article.. I should visit Phillipines

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