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The Top 10 Irritating Pinoy Expressions by Butch Dalisay

LAST NOVEMBER, the folks at Oxford University came out with a list of “top ten irritating expressions” in the English language, by which I suppose they meant the English language as it’s employed in their corner of the English-speaking world, and not necessarily in what used to be the backwaters of the Bard’s dominion, in places like India and the Philippines. “Irritating” is, of course, a matter of cultural and personal predisposition.

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Domain.com WhoIs and Domain Promo

Web Finds, viral emails »

English Signs Chinese Style
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This is a viral email going around. Just sharing some funnies…

It’s about experience!!!!

IF YOU ARE PLANNING TO GO TO CHINA FOR A VACATION, I JUST WANT TO HELP ORIENT YOU ON HOW TO READ OR INTERPRET SIGNS THERE…  NAG-AALALA LANG AKO SA INYO BAKA MAHIRAPAN KAYO PAGDATING NINYO DUN!

welcome

PAG ETO SUMALUBONG SA IYO SA AIRPORT, ABA’Y DAPAT LANG NA MATUWA KA!!!smiley

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Pinoy Jokes »

This is what BALANCE is all about
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Once upon a time in the kingdom of Heaven,

God was missing for six days.

Eventually, Michael the Archangel found him,

resting on the seventh day.

He inquired of God, “Where have you been?”

God sighed a deep sigh of satisfaction and proudly pointed
downwards through the clouds, “Look, Michael. Look what I’ve made.”


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Text Messages, viral emails »

Cellphone at Bible
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CELLPHONE AT BIBLE

Pinoy Jokes »

Family Jokes: Relatives, Mom, Dad and kids!
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Nasa Amerika na daw!

Napansin nung Tiyo na yung kaniyang pamangkin na bagong salta sa America ay umiiyak sa tabi ng kaniyang nakatumbang bisikleta sa tabing daan. Tanong tuloy nung Tiyo, “Hijo, bakit ka umiiyak?”

Sagot nung pamangkin, “Angkol, Angkol…” Madaling kinorek nung Tiyo yung kaniyang pamangkin, “Hijo, ikaw ay nasa America na. Hindi Angkol… Angkel!”

Tinuloy nung pamangkin yung kaniyang kwento, “Angkel, Angkel, I rode my Bysikol…” Madali muling kinorek nung Tiyo yung kaniyang pamangkin, “Hijo, nasa America ka na. hindi Bysikol ang tawag diyan… Bysikel”.

Muling tinuloy nung pamangkin yung kaniyang kwento, “Angkel, Angkel, I rode my Bysikel to buy some Papsikol…” Madali na namang kinorek nung Tiyo, “Hijo, hindi Papsikol – Papsikel!”

Tinuloy ulit nung pamangkin yung kaniyang kwento, “Angkel, Angkel, I rode my Bysikel, to buy some Papsikel… en den I pel… now I heb a Bukel…”

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Announcement, The Buzz »

2008 Tuna Festival Final Schedule of Events
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2008 Tuna Festival Final Schedule of Events

Here’s the FINAL Schedule of Events for the 10th Tuna Festival forwarded to us by the General Santos City Chamber of Commerce and Industry, Inc.

ENJOY the events! Stop By at Tatay Pepe’s, we have a lot of goodies and freebies to giveaway!!
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Pinoy Jokes, Quotable Quotes, viral emails »

Showbiz Talks Lost in Translation: They Said Whaat?!
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1. Melanie Marquez, during her guesting at The Buzz: “I have a film with Alec BALDWIN, and DIRECTOR by Romy Suzara…”

(it’s BOVICK, Melanie, bigatin ka na pala at Hollywood star na ang co-star mo, and yes, it’s supposed to be DIRECTED BY..)

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Si Melanie Marquez pa rin habang iniinterview ni boy abunda:

Boy: Melanie, anung masasabi mo sa mga lumalabas na tsismis na hindi ka lang daw drug addict, drug pusher ka pa?
Melanie: they are all liars! tingnan nyo nga ako, ang payat-payat ko, i am a model!

(tsk tsk.. mukha ka ngang high! )

2. Katya Santos, on the controversial Viva Hot Babes VCD: “Eighteen year old ABOVE and PATAAS lang ang pwedeng makabili nitong VCD.”

(So kung 17 below and pababa, hindi pwede, di ba?)
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